Xander says…

“That was a fun ride!”
Uttered by Xander as his hair stylist was raising him up in his barber chair.

“That chicken is bock, bock, bocking down my throat”
Xander describing the sound his cooked chicken makes during dinner time.

“I’m being a good boy today.”
This is what Xander says, usually when he’s in time out for something he shouldn’t be doing. I think he’s trying to pull some sort of reverse psychology on me.

“Are you counting in your hair?”
This is what Xander asks me when I’m counting his time out silently in my head.

“I want to line up all my vacuums!”
Xander’s favorite activity in the whole world.

 

Xander’s Current Age: 3 years